The Real Men's Guide To b Machoism..

I've came through an interesting article in the CLEO magazine, about macho men's life, by Denis Leary. It was pretty good to know what does being macho really mean to the guys,haha ^^ I don't know how truth is it I jz found it entertaining yet amusing. Here, some of the essentials to being a real, macho man...
1. Balls
a real man should have several. Preferably brass or steel. Extra large..hehe

2. Crying never.ever
over anything. Not a death in the family, not a bullet in the chest. Real man may mist up slightly in one eye when his favourite sport star retires.

3. Fighting
at all times, over anything. Never hit a woman. Or a child. Or a bus.

4. Drinking
no falling down. No spewing (unless emptying stomach in order to continue drinking) No slurring.

5. Diet
meat, beer, meat, beer.

6. Health
Never visit a doctor. If He hav a stroke, he wil keep drinking and act like he prefer usng only one side of his body..If He cut off a limb while using a power tool, so what? That's what masking tape and staple guns r for. If som1 tries to drive Him to the hospital after a heart attack or a serious injury. he will probably punch them in the head.

Well, if u hit all the points mentioned above, congratulation, no doubt, u are a real macho man!!