"am i Fat? am i Pretty?"

Is standing in front the mirror for a century long, turning and posing.

"do i look fat?" i mumbled

"yes, u do. Fatty Jing " i answered.

Girls r not supposed to ask their boyfren question like:"am i fat?", "do u realise i,ve gained weigh?" "am i look plump?" tat's annoying..i know well.

Anyhow,i do so, daily =.=

Luckily he know the right thing to say at the right time. when i really put on weigh, he will say "NO, u are just nice" ; due to calm me down.

if he say "yes, u look chubby lately" ; means he's ready for a salad diary

(to keep me accompany).

when i'm NOT really put on weigh, he will say "u are just nice" ; due to cheer me up.

if he say "hey, u look chubby lately" ; means he's ready for a cold war.

its been some days since i last asked if i look fat..

i know it's hard to answer,

even if the answer is Yes, you're not going to say Yes.

or else you'll get into trouble.

i should make a turn,

i should pop question like...

........

........

"am i look pretty???"

(does it make better?)